so my dad walks in on me having a threesome with some crack whore from upstate and my friend from high school. my dad banged on the door and knocked it down, this nasty chick started to laugh from underneath the sheets and i poked my pops in the eye with my boner. it was only four in the fucking afternoon. she was sober and got kicked out of my dads house, pipe and all. my stepmom heard her moaning and that’s how i got caught. i’m pretty sure my dad thinks im gay now, though.