1) itunes genius: sometimes you disappoint me, other times i wonder why we aren’t facebook official 

2) lobster: i love people who love you but… you’re prehistoric. although, i do like your name.

3) cricket: not the insect. i still am kind of unsure what you’re all about. like water polo, people that play you are normally very attractive. this is why i’m still interested. please let me know when you get a chance what the etymology of your name is.

4) not showering: i’ve been hanging out with your brother, showering daily, for nearly 22 years and it’s getting kind of old. 

5) losing my facade of semi-sanity: everyday is a struggle to feign sanity. everyday i get closer to you. Sometimes you show me how nice the world would be, just the two of us. 

6) having a plan: no, just kidding. we like to kid around and pretend that we are good together. people tell us we look good together, but that’s kind of dumb.

7) saving money: but in reality you don’t hold a candle to other, more important things.

8) rum: i just don’t know what to do with you besides mix you with coke. you’re too sweet for a lady that likes some brawn. let’s make things more interesting!

9) not texting: because your sister, texting, is pretty lame but gives me something to do. yes, i’m doing your sister.

10) bluegrass: in theory i should love you but i can’t think about you with out thinking about tumbleweeds, and those scare me.